Opening soon

The General Store

FarmerB0B merch is being stitched, printed and fired in the kiln. Tell us what you want and get first dibs when the doors open.

On the shelves (soon)

Pick what you'd wear

Tap Want it! on anything you like. It's added to your waitlist signup so B0B knows what to make first.

The Reep Tee

A comfy tee with the B0B tyre badge. Made for long days on the tractor.

Trucker Cap

Mesh back, tyre patch up front. Keeps the sun off while you bale.

Enamel Camp Mug

For strong farm coffee at sunrise, or tea while the map compiles.

Sticker Pack

Tyre badge, "4X or Bust" and a Milo paw. For laptops, toolboxes and tractors.

Overall-Blue Hoodie

Denim-blue warmth for chilly mornings and late mapping nights.

Milo's Crew Bandana

For the good boys and girls of the farm. Dog-tested, Milo-approved.

First dibs

Get on the waitlist

One email when the store opens. No spam, only good manure.

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The brand barn

The FarmerB0B brand

The tyre is the "0" in B0B. Red like the barn, gold like the wheat, blue like the overalls. Here's the kit, for merch, thumbnails, sponsors and anyone spreading the word.

Logo & badge

DRIVEN TO REEP • NOT TO CHEEP • RSA • FARMER B0B ★ ★ ★

Colours

Click a colour to copy its code.

Type & voice

Alfa Slab One

Caveat, for handwritten notes

Nunito for everything else. Friendly, clear and easy to read.

Voice: warm, a bit cheeky, always happy to help. Howdy, partner. "Driven to Reep, not to Cheep :)"